After deciding to go into writing full-time, I had hoped never to write one of these again. Picture me banging my head on the keyboard in shame. Because I can never seem to keep anything up for very long, another one of these posts is necessary.
Posts like this one are all over the internet. They usually start out with bloggers apologizing for not uploading any new content in a really long time. Then the bloggers provide haphazardly put together updates on whatever topic their blog is about. This goes on for several paragraphs, probably to make up for the months of neglect. Finally, posts like this one end with the bloggers promising to write more often.
This is my sorry-I-haven’t-posted-anything-in-a-while post.
So… I’m sorry I haven’t posted anything in a while.
If you check back within the next few weeks, I’ll let you in on what I’ve been up to. I have some exciting news! (Consider this my promise to write more often. Notice that I have skipped the haphazardly written updates. No need to thank me.)